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That's Your Lot

By: Limmy
Narrated by: Limmy
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About this listen

This is Limmy’s second book.

It’s a whole load of new, odd, and hilariously grim short stories.

Tom is in a soft play with his daughters. He’s bored. He’s so bored he can move things with his mind.

A man fills up a mate’s biscuit tin without ever telling him, to see what happens.

Maggie’s boyfriend Iain bought a curtain. It keeps attacking them. She wants it out the house.

A man is sitting in his wheelie bin at two in the morning, and he wants to tell you why.

Kenny’s mate Scott is suicidal and ridden with guilt. Kenny takes him on holiday to Benidorm. It’ll be some laugh.

©2017 Limmy (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Short Stories Funny Emotionally Gripping Witty

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Critic reviews

‘Short stories shot through with anxiety, guilt, depression, delusion and jet black humour’ Daily Telegraph

Praise for the author:

"Daft Wee Stories will sate Limmy's existing fans and proves once again that his wickedly anarchic sensibility moves effortlessly between media." Chortle

"Disturbing yet very, very funny, it's a shocking, scathing delight." Sun

"So good they'll make you snot yourself laughing." Scotland on Sunday

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"The tales he treats us to are indeed both daft and wee; happily, they’re funny, peculiar and original, too." (Guardian)
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I do worry about Limmy but I’m glad he exists. Must be weird to live inside his head, though. Jesus.

Five stars

Grimly hilarious, hilariously grim

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Utterly bizarre yet relatable stories that stick with you long after listening. Find your laughing.

Down to Earth and VERY Funny

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Great collection of short stories, Limmy is an excellent narrator too. Loved it. More please!

Dark comedy stories

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Very bloody good. I get the feeling that Limmy doesn’t ever think ‘will people find this funny’, he just writes the stories for himself and it’s either so funny that I make everyone and their dog listen to it twice, or I don’t get the punchline at all and move on. Strongly advise you don’t listen to this on public transport with your earphones on, you might end up like me, crying while trying not to laugh in the back corner or a bus. I’d avoid me at all costs

Classic Limmy

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Some really good stuff in here. Some really just don't get there but that's always the case with Limmy, that's what makes him great. Well worth a listen. More like this please.

Great and random

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some great stream of consciousness writing here with stories that very rarely have an ending but is keeping with the tone of limmys work. fans will enjoy, certainly

usual limmy fare. which is a positive thing

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I love Limmy's ability to take the mundane world and turn it into something shocking. A few his stories have stuck with me for days after finishing this book. Funny, tragic and weird all at the same time, just fantastic,

Was sad when it ended

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Thoroughly enjoyable book of short stories, from one of Glasgow's finest and funniest comedian and storytellers

Hilarious!

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although at not as laugh out loud funny compared to his previous works with this book I actually really did quite enjoy just the stories for what they were, absurdist, ridiculous, wee tales

Good like but no his best

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No one I’ve come across can write and tell stories like Limmy. Funny, tragic, outrageous - the lot. One day the term ‘limmyesque’ will be in the dictionary to describe something or some event that’s off the wall and kind of hard to categorise.
Limmy has the ability to scratch under the surface of your skin and at the same time make you laugh at things you shouldn’t really be laughing at.
What a joy it is to have Limmy in the world.

Limmyesque

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