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The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 18 hrs and 48 mins
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Summary
From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.
"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....
This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.
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- P.Wedz
- 21-06-20
A great book on 'First's
Funny, Great Banter and a real insight into Virginia's many experiences...lol...has some laugh out loud moments. Excellent read and highly recommended especially during a long journey.
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- jo
- 16-03-22
Love this book
I just love this book people looking at me as if I'm mad, belly laughing in public .
Highly recommend very funny.
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- Cathy Cay
- 21-09-21
Quirky fun
I absolutely Loved this story,it is such a fun read.
Made me laugh numerous times,Rosie is quite the character..lol..and her relationship with Henry is Amazing , A friend's to lovers romance they take you on such a journey,taking you step by step through their relationship and sexual exploits.
I thoroughly enjoyed it
Narration is perfection.
I Highly recommend it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-01-23
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Wonderful I laughed so much I wet my. Pants Andi you are the queen of romance I think you are amazing you made this audio seem so good never heard of Jeffrey but I think I would like to listen to him again finally Megan Quinn you are are fantastic I listen to !most of your audios
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- Roobarb
- 15-05-22
So so funny
And so so true
I found the start a little difficult, I dunno, maybe it was me, but once I was in I was hooked. I loved it. I think I'd go back and read again right now but there's a book two, i hadnt realised this was a compilation, see you on the other side.
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OK book 2 done, still funny, I can see myself so often in this. it's great and so well read.
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Book 3, I laughed and laughed it hit the nail on the head, glad I had a baby girl after reading this lol
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- Abbie
- 23-09-22
Hilarious!
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Best book ever. Sir licks a lot had me in stitches . Thank you for this book it was a well needed laugh X
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