This Quest Is Broken! cover art

This Quest Is Broken!

This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 1

 Preview
Try Premium Plus free
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection - including bestsellers and new releases.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, celeb exclusives, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

This Quest Is Broken!

By: J. P. Valentine
Narrated by: Andrew Tell
Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

Buy Now for £18.99

Buy Now for £18.99

Confirm Purchase
Pay using card ending in
Switch payment method
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.
Cancel

About this listen

The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.

Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.

Wouldn’t that be ridiculous?

Eve can’t even begin to guess how or why she’s come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level-one messenger girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that goddamned bread.

There just might be a few side quests along the way.

This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights. Please enjoy.

©2021 Nixia Publishing LLC (P)2021 Nixia Publishing LLC Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Humorous Fiction Comedy Funny LitRPG Jokes Litrpg Comedy

Listeners also enjoyed...

 The Nothing Mage cover art
Rise of the Glass Cannon Mage: A System Reborn cover art
The Primal Hunter cover art
Dungeon Crawler Carl cover art
Defiance of the Fall cover art
Antimage cover art
System Change: A LitRPG Adventure cover art
All the Skills: A Deck-Building LitRPG cover art
Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel cover art
Azarinth Healer: Book One cover art
Reborn as a Demonic Tree cover art
Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1) cover art
BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona cover art
Jake's Magical Market cover art
Apocalypse Tamer: The Complete Series cover art
Sylver Seeker, Books 1-4: A LitRPG Adventure cover art
All stars
Most relevant  
This is the single most fun pure PURE fun I have had with a book in my entire life!

It's not life changing, it's not deep!

But it's simplicity! Humor, attitude, relaxed atmosphere and chemistry between characters honestly... I am willing to pay someone a monthly little bit to just keep writing my this kind of relaxing lough out loud don't take myself serious fun stuff!!! I cried when it ended as I have never been able to find a hook thst just... Makes me smile and smirk and doesn't force me to think too much and allows me to just... Go into my happy place and go on this funny adventure with the heroes!

Absolutely PURE FUN!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
It had great narrator, great concept but just fell flat half way through sadly. I won’t be buying book two. Real shame as it really did have some great promise.

Started strongly…..then fizzled out

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
I really liked how the main character gradually builds a great chemistry amongst her other party members, which makes it truly saddening when one of the party members completes their "life quest", and I'm really excited to see where it goes from here after that ending.

incredible story

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
This was a good book with an interesting premise that unfortunately tended a bit more towards a normal fantasty path as the narrative progressed. It threw enough curveballs to keep me entertained and had good characters with plenty of depth.

The settings were well described if a little contrived. The plot made sense and the magic/levelling system was clearly explained. I liked most aspects of the book.

The narration was good too.

Solid story

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
This story has so much potential, it gets better as it goes on but my god the dialogue is just awful. The characters seem to be constantly joking and it was honestly refreshing to have some misery piled on them just to stop the predictable and awful dialogue that had plagued the storyline. I might get the next, I might not which is a shame because the story is really quite good.

So many good and bad bits!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
if you think of normal rpglite then it has that in spades but also heaps of fun, forget its a girl as the main protagonist as she goes on her quest for a loaf of bread (hint its not about the bread although scones feature a lot), yep the stones have a sense of humour.
im glad i took a risk on this book its been quite awesome.

fantasticly funny

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
The book was an enjoyable listen, even if the story is a bit predictable and one dimensional at times.

Nice if a bit predictable

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
After finishing the series I think this was one of the better LitRPG series I ever read. These books consist of a nice blend of absurd humour, puns and epic adventures. The stats are not overdone and the world building is not half bad. There are a crazy number of unlikely accidents / fated encounters / and divine coincidences but these are integral part of the story rather than a poor excuse to move the plot forward. I would like to point out that some of the main cast are gay but its not the main focus of the story, romance takes a backseat in this adventure, and thankfully these books doesn't read like any kind of forced propaganda. While the story had a satisfying ending I wouldn't mind if the gang returned for few more adventures.

A well written LitRPG comedy

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.