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45 Things To Do Before You're 45: A Novel

By: Julia Tuffs
Narrated by: Isy Suttie
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About this listen

"This isn’t how I pictured my life, you know? It was going to be fabulous. I was going to be fabulous.”

Meet Charlie; unfulfilled and perimenopausal, Charlie’s suburban life is a far cry from the Manhattan glamour she once dreamed of. Her husband is incapable of talking about anything other than his latest Ironman challenge, her sex life consists of fictional encounters with Hollywood stars, her kids need constant man-management, and to make things worse, her optician has just prescribed her reading glasses.

Oh, and she can’t stop crying at TV adverts…

In the hope of re-discovering her sense of self, Charlie begins writing a list: 45 things to do before she’s 45.

  1. Eat an oyster
  2. Take up parkour
  3. Read War and Peace
  4. Take ecstasy
  5. Try stand-up comedy
  6. Go to a sex club

Determined to complete them all, Charlie embarks on a chaotic odyssey through her own spectacular midlife crisis, challenging herself to become the person she wants to be. But what happens if we’re not that person? How do we learn to let them go? Or does something else have to give?

Uproariously funny and deeply human, 45 Things… is an all-too relatable story of what it means to be alive and how much living we all still have to do.

Narrated by the inimitable Isy Suttie (Peep Show), 45 Things... is the perfect listen for fans of Dolly Alderton, Caitlin Moran and Marian Keyes.

"There is so much to relate to. I can guarantee that if you're a woman and over thirty, you'll be nodding and laughing along!” – Laura Pearson, author of The Last List of Mabel Beaumont

©2024 Julia Tuffs (P)2025 Audible Ltd.
Contemporary Family Life Genre Fiction Romantic Comedy Funny Feel-Good Witty

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I thought this would be an easygoing listen whilst waiting for my credit to come, but the narrators voice is way too happy sounding so all the sarcastic and angry tones become fun and laughable sounding which ruins the book. Also the book itself is trying to be funny, but a woman complaining about her husband and talking to her friends like they're still teenagers, is not funny. It's a free book and I couldn't finish it.

The narrator is too happy sounding and the story is trying to be funny it's not

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enjoyed every minute of it, heart warming, fun, realistic and well performed and narrated, couldnot stop listening after first few minutes

Eye opener about other sides midlife crisis, heart warming and fun

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I got really into it at the beginning. The ending was not what I expected and I felt a little disappointed.

Good beginning, not sure about the ending.

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Not my usual sort of book but as it was in audible plus I gave it a go and I’m glad I did. The story was funny and being a woman of 44 I found it very relatable. The narrator was fantastic and really brought the book to life so yes I would recommend this book, particularly for ladies in their late 30’s and above

Great read

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Good performance and the main character is both funny and honest. Reminds us all that what we think we want isn’t always best for us. Underneath it all it’s about a struggle to find yourself in middle aged motherhood

Nice to read about a flawed woman with humour

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This book was fantastic! So related yet entertaining and a joy to listen to. The story is good, the narrating is great. Perfect book for all perimenopausal women!

Absolutely brilliant

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i thought this was a self help podcast and was surprised to find it was a novel. I stuck it out even though I found it a hard listen in places as I'm going through a divorce myself. I was worried I would end in a very stereotypical manner and was pleased to find it didn't. loved the narrative overall. not to long either. would definitely recommend to anyone.

much more real life than expected. great.

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I was hoping for more but this was a really flawed main character - no problem there - but she was unlikeable. Stupidity and selfishness reigns in this book and whilst that is a story in itself, I couldn’t finish. Not too far from the end but I’d had enough. Narrator was ok but just got sick of hearing about the character while her friends are pretty reasonable people.

Some amusing elements as someone heading this direction.

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Funny and a lot is relatable to a woman in her forties. Some parts get crazy but keep going!

Loved it

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very very very well read and a story that so many of us 40 somethings will really reasonate with !!

so relatable

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